A mama mole, a papa mole and a baby mole all live in a hole outside of a farm house.
Spring comes and the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says: "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says: "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole, coming up behind his parents, says: "All I can smell is molasses."
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipp morning classes. After lunch they report to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiles and says: "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waits for them to sit down. Then she says: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"
It's the beginning of spring and a farmer gets sent to jail. His wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"
The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."
But, because he's in jail, all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.
The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
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